you fucking little whores
fu-fucking up my decors
couldn’t get michael kors
if you was fucking michael kors
ch-ch-chill chris .. boy how chill is you?
gime all ya money
and give me all your residuals
than slap it on my
dash dash dash dash dash
dash dash dash dash dash
dash dash dash dash dash
When you’re sitting on the toilet and you realize that someone else’s butt was just touching the seat that your butt is on
tonight i witnessed this…

except it was my friends cat… and she shit afterwards and got embarrassed and ran away.
i cried from laughing that my cheeks and throat were sore from laughing so much!

why am i friends with her lmfao smh x_x